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happy halloween---funny quiz thingy!   
07:54pm 04/11/2005
 
mood: annoyed
smashedhorizon's Halloween party:

_jadeddragonfly dressed as "Bones" McCoy from "Star Trek".
a_scarlet_rose dressed as Gisele Bundchen's grandmother.
ajsote dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Treaty of Strength.
beefalo dressed as the Governor of Virginia.
boc_rock_gods dressed as something stupid, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
buffybabee dressed as a rat.
cathode26 dressed as a Black Walnut of RandallCooperative employee.
chap didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
choruslinegal dressed as the love child of Geraldo Rivera and Dolly Parton.
deadlylittlej dressed as Trent Reznor.
doubleyou dressed as a character from "The Incredibles".
elementalaire dressed as Rutherford B. Hayes.
felixknight13 dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Lumpy Cootiehiney".
foxynympho dressed as a solvent.
gamsby dressed as the Earl of Vaughn-Noble.
haunted_spark dressed as a help desk department head honcho.
javadave4 dressed as a bottle of Prohopvar.
katayla dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley, and it suited them disturbingly well.
larryv dressed as your father.
love2beloved dressed as a sympathetic difficulty, though it looked more like the Governor of New Mexico.
malaur dressed as a witch.
mattyd2582 dressed as a catcher for the Cubs.
new_era_vampyre dressed as a Level 2 bard.
overkillit dressed as the Steel Power Ranger.
perfect_muse dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Arlene, though it looked more like a toxic mummy.
powerofzero dressed as a chicken.
princodark dressed as someone who just had sex.
revmannix138 dressed as Natalie Portman.
rhps613 dressed as Optimus Prime.
richyvilla dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Arrogant Scholar.
saidbitenotlick didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
sirchristian dressed as a new superhero: Super Dazzler.
soup_ear didn't dress up, spoilsport.
sparklechild dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
starlit12 dressed as a quarterback for the Chargers.
sunuvuglitch dressed as a spiked devil.
wanderingdream dressed as a desert, and it suited them all too well.
whocanirunto dressed as Trent Reznor, and it suited them disturbingly well.
x_dark_angel_x dressed as a pimp.
xsofarawayx dressed as Rebecca Gayheart.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created with phpNonsense


some of this is funny shit and so true!
 
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trick or treat, smell my feet, gimme something GOOD to eat!   
10:17am 14/10/2005
 
mood: amused
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
smashedhorizon goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as pregnant britney spears.
ajsote gives you 6 white peach-flavoured pieces of taffy.
buffybabee gives you 5 orange root beer-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
felixknight13 gives you 16 purple grapefruit-flavoured gummy worms.
javadave4 gives you 10 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
love2beloved gives you 19 light orange cola-flavoured gumdrops.
new_era_vampyre gives you 14 mottled green grape-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
perfect_muse tricks you! You get a rock.
revmannix138 gives you 2 tan mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
x_dark_angel_x tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
xsofarawayx tricks you! You lose 32 pieces of candy!
smashedhorizon ends up with 40 pieces of candy, a rock, and a rotten egg.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.



HAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY!
 
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GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
03:02pm 11/10/2005
 
mood: depressed

THIS WEEK ALL REAY SUX MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUNURAL------>Y IS THE 1ST PART OF THIS FUCKIN WORD FUN?!?!?!?!

IM SO SAD! =(

I FEEL LIKE CRYING, AGAIN. ='(

IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY FUN IM GONNA BE HAVING THIS WEEK IS ON FRI AT JORDANAS PARTY. MAYBE THAT'L MAKE ME SMILE A LIL. =/

 
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time is ticking   
11:13pm 23/09/2005
 
mood: good
May 20, 2006 239 days to go!
 
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fun quiz. everybody try it   
12:38am 15/09/2005
 
mood: blah
1. IF U COULD INVITE 5 PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD, TO UR B-DAY PARTY, WHO WILL THEY BE? living- anyone who was ever on oz, jim carey, kirsten dunst, serj tankian (system of a down, and gwen stefani. dead- edgar allen poe, dave williams (drowning pool), melissa, sunny, the guy who played on wilson on home improvement.

2. WHO WOULD U MOST LIKE TO SEE JUMP OUT OF YOUR CAKE? hmmm....its a choice between sean hurley and greg camp id say.

3. IF U COULD BLOW OUT ANY CELEBRITY'S CAREER ALONG WITH UR CANDLES, WHOSE WOULD IT BE? definately without a doubt be britney spears! i hate that bitch!

4. UR ABOUT TO SPEND UR NEXT YEAR ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE: WHAT 1 CD WOULD U BRING? hmm, probably a mixed cd. 1 BOOK? something on ghosts and hauntings like weird nj. 1 MOVIE? tough question cuz i love soo many movies so i dont know. 1 "GOOD LUCK" CHARM? my raggedy ann. 1 OUTFIT? obviously something comfortable. sweat pants and a tank top. 1 BATTERY POWERED GADGET? well i take it there is all ready a cd player on board so im going with my tetris game. 1 COMPLETELY USELESS ITEM U WOULD JUST REALLY MISS? um, a photo album of friends/family.

5. IF U COULD MAKE ANY 1 FOOD CALORIE FREE FOR THE NEXT YEAR, WHAT WOULD U CHOOSE? another hard 1 to answer. its either pizza, ice cream or chocolate.

6. WHAT FASHION TREND DO U HOPE YOU'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN IN UR LIFETIME? back in the 60's or 70's or whatever, people wore like a striped shirt with plaid pants. they must have gotten dressed in the dark.

7. HOW DO U HOPE TO EARN UR 15 MIN OF FAME? well i kinda have all ready. but if it was for something big, probably save a celebritys life somehow or something.

8. IF U RULED THE WORLD TODAY, WAHTS THE 1ST LAW U WOULD MAKE? no people over 60 should be driving!

9. IS THERE ANYBODY YOU WOULD THROW IN THE SLAMMER AND THROW AWAY THE KEY? yes definately! it would be all the people who ever fucked me over in the past. including ex best friends and ex boyfriends.

10. IF U WON THE LOTTERY, WHOM WOULD U PICK FOR UR OWN PRIVATE MAID? kellie (ex best friend) BODYGUARD? chuck zito!! CHEF? emeril laggase baby! CHAUFFEUR? s.f. BUTLER? gotta say it but richard obrien lol. KISSER-UPPER? uh, colin mocherie.

11. WHOS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON U EVER MET? well ive met many famous people so id say all of them. (not posting list yet. check back in another post)

12. DID U ACT COOL OR WERE U A BABBLING IDIOT? depends on the person, but mostly i acted cool.

13. IF U WRITE UR AUTOBIOGRAPHY SOMEDAY, WHAT WILL U CALL IT? now i can go with the smartass answer and say "my shit stinks much better than urs." or serious and say "the diary of a bitch"

14. DOG OR CAT? i like dogs way better than cats. BATH OR SHOWER? well if the tub is big enough than bath. CREAMY OR CHUNKY? creamy. MORNING OR NIGHT? those who know me knwo im no morning person so night! CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? without a doubt chocolate. PAPER OR PLASTIC? who really cares?

15. IF U COULD GO BACK IN TIME 1 YEAR, WHAT ADVISE WOULD U GIVE YOURSELF? open up a little more with the feelings. tell certain people exactly what u think of them. dont worry about what other people think about u.

more surveys to come. =)
 
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FOR SALE!   
11:22pm 14/09/2005
 
mood: crappy
FOR ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED I WILL BE SELLING MY KAREOKE MACHINE FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS IT. IT WAS HARDLY EVER USED AND IS GOOD CONDITION. IT COMES WITH THE TV HOOK-UPS AND A MICROPHONE AND ANY CDS I HAVE.

ANYONE INTERESTED?

CALL ME/IM ME/E-MAIL ME/COMMENT OR WHATEVER
IF I DONT HEAR ANYTHING SOON IM PUTTING AN AD IN THE PAPER.
 
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yet another quiz. this quiz is fun and everyone should try it!   
12:25am 03/09/2005
 
mood: amused
random lj quiz
round 2

The Random Question Meme!Collapse )
 
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yeah for ice cream   
11:25pm 31/08/2005
 
mood: hot
You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.
 
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stolen from mannix   
10:42pm 31/08/2005
 
mood: amused
The Random Question Meme!Collapse )
 
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whatever   
02:55pm 24/08/2005
 
mood: bitchy
ok so since 1 person decided to reply on my guess the song game ive decided to write the answers in this post anyway. (since no one other than heather cares enough to guess.)

1. relient k "be my escape"
2. good charlotte "festival song"
3. james "laid"
4. simple plan "just a kid"
5. poison "talk dirty to me"
6. wheatus "teenage dirtbag"
7. akon "lonely"
8. no doubt "new"
9. system of a down "sugar"
10. vertical horizon "famous"
11. smash mouth "padrino"
12. dmx "party up"
13. green day "wake me up when september ends"
14. weezer "beverly hills"
15. my chemical romance "im not ok"
16. godsmack "whatever"
17. j geils band "centerfold"
18. new found glory "forget my name"
19. billy joel "stranger"
20. linkin park "one step closer"


i guess thats the last time i make an entry where people are supposed to answer questions and stuff. =/
 
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stolen from anthony   
03:02pm 18/08/2005
 
mood: bouncy
The Rules:
1) On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty songs on the list.
2) Write down the first line of the song.
3) Have your friends comment and see if they know the songs. (NO CHEATING! ONLY GUESS IF YOU KNOW IT!)
4) 1 point for song title, 1 point for artist
5) No search engines to find the answers until after you guess
6) The song will be bolded once someone answers correctly.


my songs: (im cheating and writing the 1st few lines)
1. "ive given up, im giving up slowly. im blending in so u wont even know me."
2. "dont care about a thing today, i used to but im fed up."
3. "this bed is on fire with passion and love. the neighbors complain about the noises above."
4. "i woke up it was 7. i waited til 11 just to figure out that no one call."
5. "u know i never, i never seen u look so good, u never act the way u should."
6. "her name is noel, i have a dream about her, she rings my bell."
7. "i woke up in the middle of the night and i noticed my girl wasnt by myside"
8. "dont let it go away. this feeling has got to stay."
9. "the kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day."
10. "oh i know things are gonna change. the only thing for certain is that nothing stays the same."
11. "life imitates the game of chess, u can be the rook or the pawn."
12. "y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."
13. "summer has come and past. the innocent can never last."
14. "where i come from isnt all the great. my automobile is a piece of crap."
15. "well if u wanted honesty, thats all u had to say."
16. "and i wonder day to day. i dont like u anyway."
17. "does she walk does she talk does she come complete."
18. "tell all my friends im dead, im leaving u, this time its for good."
19. "oh we all have a face that we hide away forever."
20. "i cannot take this anymore. im saying everything ive said before."

good luck people!
have fun!
=)
 
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random quiz/survey thingy   
08:17pm 09/07/2005
 
mood: cranky
for each letter of the alphabet write your fave movie

heres mine:(some i put 2 or 3 movies, couldnt decide!)
Ace ventura/american pie
Big
Cabin fever/crazy beautiful/cruel intentions
Devil in the flesh/daredevil
Empire records
Final destination/fast times at ridgemont high
Goonies/the gate
House of 1000 corpses/heathers
Idle hands/it
Jay and silent bob strike back
K??????
La bamba
Me myself and irene
Nightmare on elm street movies
On the line
Pirates of the caribbean
Q??????
Rocky horror picture show/rat race
Strangeland/selena/slackers
Titanic
U??????
Virgin suicides
Willy wonka/wedding singer/wrong turn
X??????
Y??????
Zoolander (never saw it but i couldnt think of anything else that starts with a "z")


now do the same thing with music groups/bands.

here are mine:
Alient ant farm
Billy joel/bon jovi
Cheap trick
Disturbed
Eminem/eve 6
Fuel
Godsmack/green day/good charolette
Hoobastank
Incubus
John mayer/jay z
Kid rock
Linkin park/limp bizkit
Me first and the gimme gimmes/my chemical romance
No doubt/new found glory
Offspring
Pat mcgee band
Queens of the stone age/queen
Relient k
Smash mouth/system of a down/sr-71
The hippos/train
U2
Vertical horizon
Weezer/weird al
Xzibit (i dont like this artist but again, i couldnt think of anything that started with a "x")
Yellowcard
Zombie, rob...lol it still counts
 
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please everyone try this!!!!   
04:35pm 30/06/2005
 
mood: bored
1. where did we meet?:

2. take a stab at my middle name:

3. how long have you known me?:

4. when is the last time we saw each other?:

5. what were we doing?

6. do i believe in god?:

7. when you first saw me what was your impression?:

8. my age?:

9. birthday?:

10. colour hair?:

11. colour eyes?:

12. do i have any siblings?:

13. have you ever been jealous of me?:

14. what's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?:

15. what's one of my fav. things to do indoors?:

16. do you remember one of the 1st things i said to you?:

17. what's my favorite type of music?:

18. what is the best feature about me?:

19. am i shy or outgoing??:

20. would you say i am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic?:

21. am i a rebel or do i follow all the rules?:

22. would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance, or a good friend?:

23. would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?:

24. have you ever seen me cry?:

25. if there were one good nickname for me what would it be?:

26. are my parents still together?:

27. if i had broccoli stuck in my teeth would you tell me?:

28. do i drink?

29. what is my worst fear?

30. are you going to post this and see what i say about you?
 
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this looks pretty kickass!   
09:59pm 13/05/2005
 

~smashedhorizon~



ajsotea_scarlet_rosebeefalochapchoruslinegaldoubleyouelementalairefoxynympho
frightfulkarmagamsbyhaunted_sparkkataylalarryvmalaurmamabtch11mattyd2582
new_era_vampyreoverkillitperfect_musephoenix_tithepowerofzeroprincodarkrevmannix138rhps613
richyvillasharmelsirchristiansparklechildsunuvuglitchwanderingdreamwhocaniruntox_dark_angel_x

LJ friendsCollage.

Brought to you by pratibha75 and teemus.
 
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moving day soon   
09:47pm 13/05/2005
 
mood: excited

in 2 days im moving out. me and aj have finally gotten an apartment together. =) i will now live in parsippany.

 

for those of u who want my new address, please either call me, im/email me, or leave a comment with ur email and ill email it to ya. (sorry but aj hasnt given me the new phone # yet.)

 

im sooo looking forward to the move. its gonna be fun! i have gotten so much stuff from people for the new place.

things we got:

2 dressers and a plate/cup set (its kinda china but not really) from aunt debbie

1 mirror, 2 little lamps, a cozy recliner chair from grandma and pop-pop

a drinking glass set from aunt gina

my parents bought a shit load of stuff

my grandparents and parents chipped in and bought us a new queen sized bed. =)

i also picked up a few things here and there. yesterday me and mommy took a field trip to walmart and i bought a hot comforter bed set. its hot!

i <3 walmart! its like the best store on earth! (next to the dollar store....lol!)

 
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theres a monkey in the middle and its name is dana! =(   
09:12pm 13/05/2005
  so theres a lot going on at work, more bull shit than i thought and once again, I'M GETTING DRAGGED IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL!
fucked up!
so wed afternoon the phone rings at work. i obvioulsy answer it because it seems like im the only person who knows how to. its will, asking for me. he told me that he really had to talk to me about something but he couldnt discuss it over the phone. he asked for my cell # and told me hed call me after work. so i gave him my cell. this got me thinking. did he have to talk to me in a good way or a bad way?! so mike comes in at around 2. i was talking to him for a few and randomly told him taht will called for me and everything. im better friends weith mike that with will. mike told me that if will was saying any shit about him, let him know.
so i get home from work and i call will back to see what he wanted. he wanted to know what i thought about work. i told him i hated it and trying to find something else. he was asking me what i thought about the managers. i told him that they have changed soo much, since i first started. i told him taht i couldnt stand the managers! the only manager i liked was al, but hes gone. actually al came in to visit today, and to pick up his last check. i miss him so much and i told him that. when i was on the phone with will, we kept getting disconnected. he told me about some shit that was going on between steve and "L". i dont know if its all true but if it is, i would take it as sexual harrassment! he also told me that he had a # to give me. im not quite sure if it was for another job but he said it was for human resources. since we kept getting disconnected, i never got the #.
so later that night i called mike at work, like he told me to. we talked for a few min, cuz he was still at work and all. he told me taht he was going to tell steve. if i had known this. i would have never called mike to begin with. i told him not to and he said he had to. apparently some people want to get will fired and this was the perfect way. i made it perfectly clear to mike that i dont want to get dragged in the middle of this! he told me that he would keep everything confidential, and i trust him. he said if anything, it would benifit me. i dont know how though. so the next day mike tells me that he and steve had a talk about some things and steve was going to talk to me too. its now fri, and steve hasnt said a word to me. i dont know if its a good thing or a bad thing.

random info:
so winston (the african grey bird) is gone! =( julie bought him. from what i heard id that she had the bird outside of the cage and was talking to a customer. she was saying that she wanted to buy winston soo bad but didnt have the $ to do it. the guy said that he all ready had an african grey and didnt want to buy winston because he didnt know if they would get along. so the next day this guy comes back and gives julie $1,000 in cash to buy winston, so she did. and the stupid part is that julie goes and tell like all the employees what the guy did and when steve asked her about it, she lied.
 
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i fuckin hate birds!!!!   
09:01pm 13/05/2005
 
mood: annoyed

ive made a new, and very unwanted friend. its a fuckin bird! for the past 3 mornings a stupid little bird decides, "hey its 6:00 am, im gonna wake danas ass up and piss her off!"

die!die!die!die!death to the bird!die!die!die!dammit die!

so this bird has been pecking at my bedroom window, and scratching it, and flying into it and its pissing me off. anyone who knows me, knows that im no morning person, 6:00 am is too damn early for me to wake up. very unnecessary! i was telling someone at work that and she said that if a bird flies into any window, (house or car) of yours, its a sign of death.

to who? me/friends/family? or that damn bird?

hopefully the bird!

plus its friday the 13th, sign of death???? im screwed!!!! (and not in the fun way. hehehe)

 
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UNIMPORTANT   
08:48pm 09/05/2005
 
mood: contemplative

I FEEL KINDA UNIMPORTANT

I MADE A POST NOT TOO LONG AGO

IM KINDA UPSET BECAUSE THERE WASNT AS MANY COMMENTS AS I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, AND LIKED THERE TO BE. ONLY 3 PEOPLE COMMENTED.

='(

 

NOW I GUESS I KNOW

 
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i guess i really am invisible to most ='(   
08:27pm 09/05/2005
 
mood: blah
sat night before rocky me and mommy went shopping. she needed to get something at jc penny and i went along for the ride. i tried ona few white prom dresses. some of them i could totally pull off as a wedding dress but they were way too see through and i dont like that. im pretty sure im going with my original dress for now. we walked around willowbrok for a few. went and talked to mariel and had a mini brian bashing session. i miss working with her. so me and mom ended up in sears and i saw a really pretty prom dress that i thought would look nice on my mom for my wedding. so i had her try it on and it looked soooo pretty. i told her that she should have bought it. i wonder if shes kicking herself in teh ass because she didnt because she went back on sun morning and the dress was gone. luckily we took pics. she was shocked because she was there right aat closing time the night before. i told her that she should have hid the dress but she didnt listen. grrr. afterwards we were gonna attempt to go to the cheesecake factory but the line was wayyyy too long so taht didnt happen. the line was so damn long that we didnt even know where it started. so we went to the starbucks by moms work. i got her hooked on starbucks now! lol! that was kinda my mothers day gift to her. quality time i guess but she knows that i have like no spare $ to get something better. oh well.

actually went to rocky on sat night because it was mothers day. a lot of great people were there (rocky mom, mannix, richy and mark, among others.) i tried getting jovan and all them to go to the show. jovan said he would go and it sounded like fun but he was drunk so i dont know how serious he was. he said that he and jeff were there once before. ho well, maybe next time.
i wore my cute lil black and white polka dot dress. sooo many people have come up to me and said how cute i looked. most of the people who said it kinda pissed me off because ive worn the dress numerous times before and they didnt say a word to me about it or anything. so i guess i really am invisible to most. certain people talked to me when they usually dont. and some people who usually talk to me, didnt. =/

i am becoming better friends with someone and that rocks! my first impression of him when i met him over the summer was annoying but now i dont think that anymore! katie scared the shit out of us because she passed out again. ='( katie i <3 u girl! ill miss u but we'll def hang out over the summer somehow!

AWWW RICHY LOOKED SOO CUTE AS ROCKY!!!! I HOPE HE MAKES CAST!!!! =) =)

that is all from sat night
 
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no dead paris hilton....   
08:11pm 09/05/2005
 
mood: (not too drunk, buzzed)
well fri night i hung out with can, shon, jovan, janet and jeff. the original plan was to see house of wax but that never happened. =( i never got to see paris hilton die! oh well, maybe next time.
instead we got drunk and it was fun. we all met up at work because can had to close. so i was hanging out with jovan, janet and jeff until can came out. we were all in my car, pretty much talking shit about alf the idiots we work with. than low and behold, erica spots us. =/ she can get a lil annoying sometimes. jovan is a dumbass, he snuck out of my car and hid behind his. we told her that he went to pizza uno's for something.
so janet and jeff went to can's house and than to pick shon up. me and jovan went to get alcohol. we drove by like 5 places before we found 1 that was opened. go figure, it was in pompton lakes. it was out of the way but it was worth a shot. so i had the poor guy ring up 3 seperate orders, something for can with her cc, jovan gave me his card, and than something for me. surprisingly they didnt check id's so jovan could have gottena way with buying it himself.
we aimlessly drove around for a while. we called a few local movie theatres but they were all sold out. grrrr! we went to a parking lot and started drinking. it was fun and i have some funny pics of jovan and shon. can's mom was being a bitch and said she wanted her home by 1:00 am. that sux because by the time we found a movie theatre that wasnt sold out, the movie started at 12:35. doh!
we drove down annies road. it was scary shit because me and shon saw something. than we went to a random diner and went home.

funny quotes of the night:
"we gonna be mexicans tonight." ~shon~ (cuz we all piled up in cans car. 2 in the front seats and 4 crammed in the back)
"shon saw annies headlights, but i bet they werent as big as mine! lol!" ~me~
"im jealous and shit, jovans the only drunk one so far. i want to drink dammit!" ~jeff~
"lets get the ducks drunk!" ~jovan~
"ahh there we are! holy shit they blanked out my swear! thats so awesome!" ~jovan~ (got bored and randomly called Z100. havent called them in sooo long. they put our drunk asses on the air and jovan was so excited.)

our new song:
"mr brightside" the killers
 
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